why....why....why....???

Why can't grown men make decisions? Seriously, some of them have the decision making skills of my 6 yr old !!!! As a woman who has been in the work force with men for many years I am still left in amazement at how "men" handle business.

Here is my scenario of how decisions are made with men.

1. There is a problem, however it takes men three times as long to realize there is a problem because they are oblivious to all the shit in the office going on around them. ( this would be solved if they talked to the women of the office about potention problems...so much time and energy would be saved using this tactic !! )

2. The men FINALLY realize there is a problem and they decide to hold a meeting to talk about the problem.

3. All the men check their little blackberry's and agree on a time. Now ladies, we all know that this first meeting is not actually going to happen !! Instead one of them cancels for something he forgot to put into his blackberry or cancels just to avoid the meetings. ( so he doesn't have to deal with the office problems that day. He would rather go out to lunch with all his buddies )

4. A second meeting is planned and for once they all show up. None of them have enough balls to really confront the problem, so they tiptoe around the subject and NOTHING gets accomplished. It is a bunch of testerone bouncing off the conference room walls and it is left for us women to clean up.

5. Next, all the women in the office are PISSED !!!! They know the problem, recognize the problem and are ready to fix the problem. Therefore one woman marches into another woman's office and calls for people to meet them in there. ( you see we do not need to schedule meetings in our precious little blackberry's....that is something called spontaneity ( look it up men !! ). The women don't waste anytime getting down to business. Within five minutes a decision is made as to what needs to happen.

6. The head "woman" marches into one of the men's office and lays it all out for him. He looks at her, blinks his eyes and goes, " That is a pretty good idea...I hadn't thought about it from that aspect. I will talk to the other guys about it"

7. The men have to "meet" to discuss the idea the women come up with, which includes the before mentioned 2 meeting quota and still NOTHING is accomplished.

8. Eventually the men forget what problem they are trying to solve or just get tired of trying to solve it. So what happens........

9. The head "guy" walks into the head "gals" office and says, "Hey, I've been made aware of this...can you handle it for me? " ( and he walks out )

10 The head "gal" wants to rip off the head "guys" head but instead she focuses on fixing the problem.

11. Ten minutes later the head "gal" walks into the head "guys" office, tells him the problem is solved and walks out. The guy just gives her that " what the fuck" look....

THAT is why women should make all the decisions. Men should stick to what they are good at...golf, drinking, and shooting shit !!!